Max!
-Yes, it's just the circuit, Mom. -Max!
l'm on it, l'm on it. Hold on.
Just a second. These things are so cantankerous.
You really need to let me rewire this whole thing.
Times do l have to tell you not to turn evemhing on at once?
-Mom, l'm sory. -''l'm sory, Mom, sory.'' Yeah.
-You cut off my oygen. -Oygen is on.
l'll die, l'll be dead. Is that what you want?
-Of course not. Mom, relax. -ls that--?
l'm tying to help you. There.
lt's a special day today.
Do you have anything special that you want to say to me on my special day?
The same thing l tell you evey day: You're a dummy.
Well, besides that. l know you say that with love.
But maybe this will ring a bell.
Only thing ringing in my ears is your irritating voice.
My voice is amazing. l should be singing hooks for famous rappers.
And a dummy? Understand something.
You never know what's going on, and Spider-Man thinks l'm special!
Well, l didn't take singing lessons and....
Anyway, l gotta go to work.
Work? Don't be giving me work.
-You leave me in this house all alone. -l was just tying to kiss you.
Where are my cigarettes? Where are my cigarettes?
-lt's okay. -Get me my cigarettes!
And don't tell me they'll kill me.
l'm not nobody.
l can't die if l....
-Mr. Parker? -Yeah.
Hi. l work with Hary. Nice to meet you.
-Hey, nice to meet you. -This is for you.
Okay. Thank you.
Righteous, huh? It's a new militay body armor prototype.
Check it out.
Oh, man. That's amazing.
Amazing ioint flexibility. What are you using? Servo motors?
-Electrically conductive nano-fibers. -Right.
Any battlefield injuy. A broken leg, gunshot wound...
...the suit pre_ much does the walking for you while it heals your body.
Thank you.
Hey, man, you look great in that. Nice.
What do you think?
A view of my vey own power plant.
Am l lucky or what?
-Got it. -Nice catch.
-Careful there. -l'll get that.
No, you don't have to do that right now.
-You all right? Sure? -Yeah. Yeah. Just....
l just need a moment with my friend.
Sure.
-lt was nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too.
-You okay, Hary? -Oh, not really, Pete.
l'm dying.
But l think you can help save my life.
My father left me all of his files.
That's evemhing he has ever worked on.
l found one labeled...
...''Peter.''
You're gonna wanna see what's in it.
What is this?
He had you and your aunt and your uncle under surveillance.
lt's crazy, right? l mean, he spent more time watching you than me.
Why?
lsn't that the question of the day?
They ever tell you anything?
l know nothing.
But it gets better.
They made...
...this when they started working together.
So the common household spider, unlike human cells...
...theirs contains the power to self-heal.
We've used a radioactive isotope to genetically engineer these...
...super spiders with compatible human DNA.
You're looking at the world's first human-spider hybrids...
...brought to you by Oscorp.
The hope is to extract the venom from their glands...
...and turn that into a cure.
An agent that heals diseased cells.
And if l can be cured, imagine what this could do for other diseases...
...like Alzheimer's, even cancer.
That is 1 4 years of research and nothing to show for it.
After much deliberation...
...we've come to a final decision.
Congratulations, Miss Stacy.
Welcome to O_ord.
Thank you. l'm so honored.
Help.